Another Sample From Bloody Yet Whimsical Cartoons About Punks, The Internet Phenomenon I Forgot To Launch

This is from 2005:

I figured, the New Yorker likes funny cartoons about bums and homeless people; I like punk rockers; everybody likes Merlot … therefore, this cartoon will satisfy everyone and I will become a famous New Yorker cartoonist.

Why did I abandon this project? 🙁