Late Night Alert

The wine shop is open until 8:00 PM tonight … basically it’s gonna be a total rave … just found out from the owner that we’re flying in THE ORB to play a live set … (joke) … but seriously, does anyone remember that band? … they were a big rave band, I think … I saw them in England once, at an outdoor music festival in a field … yes, it’s true, I’ve had  an interesting life … you people think you know me, but you don’t … because did you even know that I used to drive a Volkswagen hatchback in high school, and it didn’t even have a radio? … “pay attention, you might learn something …”