A Note To My Readers
11:42 AM, 6/24/09
While I am flattered that some of you are sharing your Mitt Romney essays with me, please remember:
Anyone who enters this essay contest instantly becomes my enemy.
There is only one skybox; there are only so many baseballs. And yes, I will totally plagiarize you at the drop of a hat and there’s nothing you can do about it because you can’t prove anything on the internet.