Don’t Call It “Swine Flu!!!”
11:52 AM, 5/1/09
Oh no, if we keep referring to the pandemic as “Swine Flu,” our nation’s hog farmers will be unfairly tarnished!!!
We must refer to it as “H1N1.001 Disease Vector #7g,” or something.
YEAH, RIGHT! SWINE FLU FOR LIFE!!!


