Good morning! A group of Canadians donated fifty American dollars to the MNFTIU laptop fund, so they’re the MNFTIU HIGH ROLLERS OF THE DAY.
Oh Canada, where would we be without you? America, what’s wrong with us? Why aren’t we nicer to our “neighbors to the north?”
I would like to start a new dialogue with Canada … a dialogue of mutual respect and shared interest … using the medium of money being sent to me. Please, Canada, send me some of your glorious money so that I’ll fall in love with you and tell all my friends about “You know what’s a great country? Canada.”