Did you know Kip Winger was a socialist sleeper agent and that the song “Seventeen” was about how many socialists he hoped would eventually get elected to Congress? Twenty years later, his dream has finally come true!

There are only seventeen /
But they give me socialism like I’ve never seen /
Such a bad girl /
Loves to work me over time (on the collective farm)
Feels good (ha) /
Dancin’ close to the borderline (of redistributive tax policy) /
She’s a magic mountain (of socialism)
She’s a leather glove (oh) /
She’s my soul /
It must be love /
HAIL LENIN

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Workers, awake! Now is the time to SUPPORT SOCIALISM: