Foreign Policy Initiative!!!

I’m loving it! Bill Kristol and Robert Kagan, two of the wisest foreign-policy analysts around, who never fuck up and write anything stupid and never support any dumb-ass foreign adventures and have a proven record of great judgment when it comes to foreign policy, have started a new think tank!

Once I get my laptop, I’m going to apply for an internship at FOREIGN POLICY INITIATIVE and live-blog the whole incredible, exhilarating experience!

By the way, why is the globe in their logo all lopsided and off-axis? Did someone drop a nuclear bomb on the Earth from Mars and blow it off course?

Anyway, I’m just so happy that these guys have landed OK. It would send the wrong message if Kristol and Kagan somehow suffered the slightest professional inconvenience or humiliation as a result of their astonishing record of success.