I feel embarrassed to admit this, guys, since it may take a little shine off my reputation as the “hottest blogger on the scene,” but I don’t own a laptop computer.

This means I won’t be able to live-blog the SXSW Computer Conference. (Oh, you didn’t know I’m going to the conference? You obviously didn’t read this.)

Anyway, I will try my best to remember EVERYTHING I see and hear and learn at the conference, and then — no more than ten times a day — I will ask a stranger if I can borrow their computer to live-blog my memories of the conference.

It’ll be like you’re inside my mind inside Texas.