Laughter Is The Best Medicine

More slammin’ jokes from the world of the sick . . .

“Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get a good night’s sleep when he had a cold?”
“Because of his coughin’ (coffin).”

“What’s the difference between bubblegum and cough medicine?”
“I don’t know, what?”
“Nothing. Neither of them stop coughs FOR SHIT.”

“What is a sneeze’s favorite kind of train?”
“I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me.”