HERE ARE THE LATEST POLLS ABOUT COLDS!!! MUST CREDIT MNFTIU!!!

POLL #1: Symptoms (sample size = 3,025)
SNEEZES: 59%
SNIFFLES: 24%
COUGHS: 50%
HEADACHE: 33%

POLL #2: Sniffle type (sample size = 20,056)
“Drippy”: 52%
“Snorty”: 29%
“Honker”: 44%
“Slurpy”: 14%
“Old-school, straight-up sniffle”: 36%

POLL #3: “What’s your favorite song about COLDS?” (sample size = 630 music industry insiders)
“Coughing in the Club” (Stetsasonic): 10%
“Sneezy the Factory Worker” (Bruce Springsteen): 12%
“Grab the Kleenex ‘N’ Go” (Bill Hailey and the Comets): 4%
“Blow Your Nose On My Face” (Axl Rose solo career): 30%