10:30 AM: Defense attorney says his client is innocent . . . breaking . . .
10:31 AM: Judge says, “It’s time to bring the defendant into the courtroom . . . I expect order in the court . . . no yelling . . .”
10:31:30 AM: District Attorney adds: “AND NO LIVE-BLOGGING,” looks at me . . . LOL, somebody reads the hottest blog on the scene . . .
10:32 AM: Defendant to be led into courtroom by the bayleaf . . .
10:33 AM: OMG OMG OMG OMG
10:33:15 AM: OMG
10:34 AM: DEFENDANT IS OSAMA BIN LADEN
10:35 AM: OMG — OBL — WTF
10:35:20 AM: WTF
10:35:22 AM: WTC
10:36 AM: WAR CRIMES TRIAL — TRIAL OF THE CENTURY — I will DEFINITELY get booked on CNN after this . . .
10:38 AM: Courtroom in chaos . . . judge yelling “Order in the court” . . . OBL looking around at everyone . . . OMG he is so freaking tall and weird-looking . . . still smells like a cave, WTF . . . it’s called “Irish Spring,” homeboy, check it out, LOL . . .
MORE SOON . . . DEVELOPING . . . TRIAL OF THE CENTURY . . . BUSH HAS FINALLY BROUGHT BIN LADEN TO JUSTICE . . . THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME . . . GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR BUSH . . . REPRESENT . . . IT WILL BE MY HONOR TO SERVE ON THIS JURY . . .