The pope is coming! I thought Id go see him and ask him if he could administer the sacrament of time-travel so I can go back to last night and watch that good debate
everyone is so happy with.
(Time-travel is a sacrament, right? Someone told me it was, along with shooting lasers out of your eyes. “If its something the X-Men can do, its probably a sacrament.”)
Im not Catholic, so Im not sure what to expect: Will the pope give me one of those little wafers to eat? Will he travel with me, or am I on my own?
If he comes with me, and we travel too far back in time, will he turn back into a Nazi and try to kill me?
I dont want to get killed, I just want to watch the debate!!!