The pope is coming! I thought I’d go see him and ask him if he could administer the sacrament of time-travel so I can go back to last night and watch that good debate
everyone is so happy with.

(Time-travel is a sacrament, right? Someone told me it was, along with shooting lasers out of your eyes. “If it’s something the X-Men can do, it’s probably a sacrament.”)

I’m not Catholic, so I’m not sure what to expect: Will the pope give me one of those little wafers to eat? Will he travel with me, or am I on my own?

If he comes with me, and we travel too far back in time, will he turn back into a Nazi and try to kill me?

I don’t want to get killed, I just want to watch the debate!!!