Anybody hear it? Im sorry to say I missed it. I feel bad; I probably would have learned a lot. Overall, Ive been impressed by McCains grasp of the economy.
(“Economy” is that thing with the money, right? Where its like, “Cut taxes, raise taxes, stocks, budgets. . .” and then you get a little bored and confused? I think thats it.)
Anyway, did you hear about how McCain was tortured in some jungle a hundred years ago or something? Sounds interesting, I might look into it. . . we could have an authentic American hero on our hands. . .
Maybe John McCain could take Economy into the jungle and strangle it and destroy it, like how Rambo killed those Chinese(?) people in the Africa(?). . . McCain could teach that dirty ol Economy a lesson: YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH US.
GAS TAX HOLIDAY, BABY!
Dont look now, Economy, but were coming for you! YOU WONT EVEN HEAR US SNEAKING UP ON YOU BECAUSE WELL BE VERY QUIET.