What can I say? I have negative thoughts about her. Her sense of entitlement, her bad attitude, a certain aristocratic arrogance in what should be an egalitarian contest. The fact that announcers and analysts can’t stop talking about what a fighter she is, how tenacious, how skilled she is. . .

I DON’T LIKE CANDACE PARKER!!!

I ALSO DON’T LIKE PAT SUMMIT!!!

Wait, who did you think I was talking about? Tee-hee!