Which assertion is more absurd:
1. The CIA distributed crack in Black neighborhoods; (Wright)
2. God caused 9/11 because He was mad that we were being too nice to gay people; (Falwell)
3. A trashy lady is gonna come around riding a three-headed monster and were all gonna get in trouble. (Hagee)
I happen to think all these assertions are false. However, at least the first one refers exclusively to entities that exist.
(RE: 2. No, Im not saying 9/11 doesnt exist; Im saying a God whos emotionally invested in how we treat particular demographics doesnt exist.)
(RE: 3. No, Im not saying trashy ladies dont exist; Im saying three-headed monsters dont exist. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.)