Which assertion is more absurd:

1. The CIA distributed crack in Black neighborhoods; (Wright)

2. God caused 9/11 because He was mad that we were being too nice to gay people; (Falwell)

3. A trashy lady is gonna come around riding a three-headed monster and we’re all gonna get in trouble. (Hagee)

I happen to think all these assertions are false. However, at least the first one refers exclusively to entities that exist.

(RE: 2. No, I’m not saying 9/11 doesn’t exist; I’m saying a God who’s emotionally invested in how we treat particular demographics doesn’t exist.)

(RE: 3. No, I’m not saying trashy ladies don’t exist; I’m saying three-headed monsters don’t exist. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.)