SILVIO BERLUSCONI DAY, DAY 2:

“Coppertone”

Geraldine Ferraro: “If Berlusconi was a white man, he wouldn’t be in this position. He’s very lucky to be bright orange. That reminds me, I need to take my Metamucil and stoke some racial resentments.” (JOKE!)

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